The latest in zombie apocalypse pie-charts, this one shows what you'll most likely be doing in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Not to brag or anything, but I'll almost certainly be in the little green pie-piece. Ooooor masturbating in my closet until I'm eaten.
Things That An Average Person Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse [graphjam]
Thanks to Kaibedz, who's smart enough to know the best way to plow through zombies in the street is by driving in reverse. You don't want to f*** up your engine with a horde of the undead outside your vehicle.
This is a flowchart used to determine if you'll survive a zombie apocalypse. This is only a tiny piece of the thing though because it's giant so click THESE PINK WORDS to see the whole damn damndy damn. So? You're a goner aren't you? Well let me give you a little piece of ad... / Continue →
Note: Slightly larger version HERE for those of you with eyes in the back of your head that have to use a mirror to see the monitor.
Will you survive the zombie apocalypse? I dunno, I guess it depends on what kind of zombies you're dealing with. Because I'm gonna be honest... / Continue →
Since there's no hockey on some Canadian mathematicians have shifted their efforts to creating a mathematical model for surviving the zombie uprising. And you said nothing good ever came out of Canada! That guy, right there -- he's the one that said it. GET HIM, CANUCKS!
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