Oh You Think You're Sooo Tough: What You'll Really Do During The Zombie Apocalypse
The latest in zombie apocalypse pie-charts, this one shows what you'll most likely be doing in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Not to brag or anything, but I'll almost certainly be in the little green pie-piece. Ooooor masturbating in my closet until I'm eaten.
Thanks to Kaibedz, who's smart enough to know the best way to plow through zombies in the street is by driving in reverse. You don't want to f*** up your engine with a horde of the undead outside your vehicle.