Oh Hai New iPhone. Say, You Look Familiar...

The iPhone 4. It's coming June 24. You can pre-order starting the 15th. Or not care starting anytime you want. The new features:
- Two cameras, one back facing 5MP with LED flash, one forward facing VGA, plus "FaceTime" video chatting (but only from iPhone 4 to iPhone 4 over Wi-Fi).
- Double the display resolution, now 960 x 640 (from 480 x 320)
- 720p video recording
- Powered by Apple's A4 processor
- Adds 3-axis gyroscope to motion controls
- More squarer
- Less roundy
There you have it. The 16GB starts at $200 for qualified AT&T servants and the 32GB for $300. Cute girl at the Apple store's number not included, although I'll get it for a price. Of course you're gonna have to wear a GW mask on all your dates. Plus if you end up getting married and having children I'll actually legally own them. Think about it.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in, I knew something was supposed to happen today (I mistakenly guessed it was trash day and took the bin out the curb).
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These are pictures of Apple's new iPhone. They're real too -- apparently a drunk Apple employee left the thing at a bar in Redwood City. Their body hasn't been recovered. Steve did it! Anyway, Gizmodo managed to get a hold of the thing and disassemble it, these are the big ... / Continue →
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Have a spare flat-screen television sitting around and want to trick-or-treat as a giant iHole iPhone? Me neither. But these two guys did (who, it turns out, are the same cats in this video with their 2007 iPhone costumes), and more power to them. And by more power I mean le... / Continue →
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Well folks, Apple just wrapped up its Worldwide Developer's Conference in San Francisco, and, (no) surprise!: a new iPhone (and software update) available June 19th. Also, a couple new laptops and a new OS, Snow Leopard (I hope nobody got paid for that). Anyway, the highlight... / Continue →

