Love sushi but wanna eat that shit while you're driving? Steer with your knees. Or buy a $5 Sushi Popper. Mmmm, sounds fresh!
Each Sushi Popper includes eight pieces of precut sushi and a bit of wasabi wrapped inside an airtight tube. After opening the top of the tube, diners can add soy sauce from a small stick affixed to the packaging, and grab their first piece of fish. They reach the next piece by pushing up on the bottom of the tube.
Sushi Poopers are delivered frozen and have to be thawed for an hour or two before consumption. They can be ordered directly online and come in a variety of popular flavors like 'Mystery Fish', 'Improperly Handled Seafood', 'Food Poisoning' and 'Great, Now I Feel Bloated and Gassy'. *licking lips* Okay I think I just swallowed a pube.
Now Available: Sushi Push Pops [gizmodo]
I know what you're thinking, "is that a video still of a fish in some kid's bladder?" And the answer, dear reader, is yes, yes it is.
The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave... / Continue →
This is sushi scented cologne from zany perfumer Demeter. It's supposed to smell like sushi, but the scent surprisingly lacks any spicy tuna. Something smells fishy about all this! KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.
The fragrance consists of hints of just cooked sticky rice and straight ... / Continue →
This is a line of laser-cut nori (seaweed) sushi wrappers created by Japanese ad agency I&S BBDO (pronounced boobie-do, as in, "her stomach sticks out further than her boobie-do") for Umino Seaweed to help boost business after last year's devastating tsunami. I dig them. I al... / Continue →