Mush, Teenage Mutant!: Kitty Riding A Turtle

Note: Video is after the jump because I just took a reading and there are unsafe levels of cuteness for the front page.
This is a 1:12 video of a kitten catching a free ride on a turtle while the theme from Diddy Kong Racing plays. It's cute. Well, provided you don't think too hard about how lazy that cat is and how it's probably gonna grow up to be obese. Then it gets depressing (anybody wanna give me a piggy-back to Mickey D's?).
Hit it for the precious moment.
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