Note: Larger version HERE in case your eyes suck (you gotta make like a bunny and eat more carrots, yo!).
Suck it Merriam-Webster, I'll spell how I want! This is a little chart showing what different email addresses say about you as a computer user. They're pretty spot-on too. Now I know what you're wondering, "well GW -- where do you stand?" And the answer, my dear friends, is as far away as possible -- one of you busted ass and it's disgusting. I'm serious, I smell solids.
Thanks to Stephanie, who agrees having an email tip-line means you practically invented computers (I did is the thing).