Jun 4 2010Make Love Me A Sandwich, Not War: Flower Grenades Explode With Booms Blooms

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F*** I'm getting good at titles.

Wanna blow some shit up? You should seek therapy. I jest, pyrotechnics are a natural part of man's being. Like electronics and trying to put your wiener in everything that isn't nailed down. And some that are. I'm looking at you, birdhouse!

Gardening's gone guerilla - You've seen them, you may have looked away, but you've seen them. Those forgotten areas of the estate, left to fall apart and fall into disrepair. The municipal scrubland where nothing can grow... Or can it? Turn the concrete jungle into a wilderness with our compacted wild flower seed grenades.

$15 nets you one grenade and less than a second of enjoyment. Unless you really love looking at wildflowers in which case TAKE A TIME MACHINE BACK TO THE 60'S YOU DIRTY HIPPIE.

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Not second!

im 2nd dawg

uuummm?

I don't see how those would usefull in any sense..or something

I've Bombed a few flowers in my day

What does this have to do with degrading girls by making them make a sandwich?

This reminds me of quick twix racing. Initiation. You race against an opponent with a twix bar shoved up your ass and the looser has to eat them both. Now they could use this as a vairant, a gardening grenade instead of a twix bar and the loser gets kicked in the ass. FIRE IN THE HOLE! And I know you are wondering, I did lose and YES I ate both twix bars and then asked for SECONDS! True story. Really. My wife wants a divorse.

hey!! i send this too geek.. 3 weeks ago,

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make love not war, make me a sandwitch not war.,,,you know cause there planting pots..............for gardening.,......................................for... woman

I don't see the point of these unless you live on a military base or a southern trailer park or somethin

THIS POST SUCKS, GW AND YOU KNOW IT. LOOK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW. YOURE BETTER THAN THIS.

I thought for a second you said you we're getting good a "titties".

I hope that the seeds in those grenades are capable of living on very little & nutrient poor soil. There's not enough soil for plants to live off of & there'd be even less after the wind had it's way with it. Even if the soil lasts, that's not enough for proper roots.

But the idea is nice.

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