Look Ma, No Hands! (Or Dignity): Hat Cams
Hat Cams are perfect for the spy who doesn't really understand spying. I'm looking at you, Mr. Bond. You couldn't spy your way out of a wet-paper bag with a laser watch and bow-tie camera! Also, go get tested. Hat Cams are $30 hats with a standard camera mount attached to the bill. Sure they'll make you look ridiculous, but you're going to anyways crawling around on the floor trying to look up women's skirts.
Thanks to John, who, BOOM -- HEADSHOT! And to There's A Hole In My Heart, who just depressed the hell out of me.