Jun 1 2010Just Beat It With A Freakin' Wrench Already: Chewbacca And Boba, Mechanics For Hire

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Chewbacca I trust, Boba not so much. He seems like the kind of mechanic that'd charge you for a new transmission when he didn't do anything but cut your brakes. Which, fun fact: pedestrians are a poor substitute. Aim for a tree.

Not your average mechanics [zanypickle]

Thanks to Clarice, who LOOK OUT -- HANNIBAL! Haha, I bet you get that all the time.

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Greatest. Photo. Ever.

maaaaaaaaaargh!

...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

May the 4th be with you.

"No, NO. THIS one goes HERE, THAT one goes THERE.”

I told you to check the deflector shield's battery before we left, now the hyperdrive got hit and we got no spare parts. We are not gonna make it to the Star Wars burlesque show on time....

"Yeah but droids dont break peoples shifters off when they stall"

@3, check your house, i think theres a gas leak.

From the looks of the photo, Bobas been on the pies.

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Thats from the Calgary Comic and Entertainment expo.

This my friends is what happens when your car breaks down on your way to Comicon, that or the beginning of a really, really kinky porn video, entitled "Chewbukakki on boba's tits" (patent).

Too bad Chewbacca is dead.

It's Boba Fett and Khloe Kardashian. Dumb ass.

That's not it! Hand me the hydrospanners!

@3 wtf are you talking about? And what what were you smoking/snorting/shooting right before you wrote that?

"It's a TRAP!!" FTW

@14 - That's the 'Chewbacca Defense.' The most amazing legal defense in the land.

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