Note: Video is after the jump because I already had like six fanboys call me crying last night after the iPhone sniping. It was pathetic.
Seen here looking remarkably like John Gosselin taking a pounding to the mangina (and loving it), Tom from Blendtec is back to wreck an iPhone 4. Will it blend? Of course it will. But this video has an extra "movie" aspect to it where Tom explains where he got the phone. It sucked and I didn't watch it. Like, any of it. " Oh really -- then how'd you get the screenshot, GW?" IT'S CALLED MAGIC STUPID.
These are pictures from some couple's wedding. Whose? Katie and Aaron's. What's so special about Katie and Aaron? Their wedding ceremony (link NSFW) was officiated entirely by iPad. Why? I dunno, maybe they don't care if it lasts or not. NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
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These are pictures of Apple's new iPhone. They're real too -- apparently a drunk Apple employee left the thing at a bar in Redwood City. Their body hasn't been recovered. Steve did it! Anyway, Gizmodo managed to get a hold of the thing and disassemble it, these are the big ... / Continue →
This is a parody of the Old Spice commercials that are all the rage on your fancy moving-picture box these days (posted one after the jump for those of you who haven't seen them), except it's for Apple products. Only problem is, it didn't make me laugh like the originals. Th... / Continue →