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I Told You!: Robot Sabotages BP Oil Leak

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Robots, uncaring how they destroy humanity just as long as they do, have resorted to sabotage in an attempt to pollute the world's oceans and kill off all our mermaids. Not Ariel!

Earlier this morning, an undersea robot accidentally bumped into a venting system, which forced BP to remove a cap that had been holding in some of the leaking oil. With that bump, gas rose through the vent that carries warm water down to keep the icy crystals that screwed up the first top hat operation from forming inside the cap.

Now, they need to check and make sure none of said crystals have formed before sticking it back on.

Accidentally my ass, they're out to get us. Wait till Poseidon hears about this, he's gonna be pissssssed. Oh, he already knows? THEN WHY DOESN'T BP HAVE AN ASSFULL OF GIANT SPIDER CRABS?!

Stupid Robot Makes the Oil Spill Even Worse, Somehow [gizmodo]

Thanks to Closet Nerd, Jagger, josh and Bernstein, who all agree the bot should be deep-sixed. No, nined. Deep-nined.

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