How To: Properly Preserve Your Little Sister's Stuffed Animal Collection (Trust Me, She'll Love You For It)

My little sister started crying she was so gotdamn happy about it.

Adorable Canning or Childhood Murderous Indications [obviouswinner]

• It's Eating My Stuffed Animals!: Alien Chesburster Plushie

  September 20, 2012

  This is the 1:1 scale Alien chestburster plushie from ThinkGeek. They measure 48" long, cost $25, and have an internal wire running their entire length so you can pose them. Now if I were a regular blog I would probably stop here. But since I'm so handsome and INTERNET VALUE... / Continue →
• I'll Stick To The Crane Game, Thank You Very Much: Robo Catcher Arcade Prize Game

  February 22, 2010

  As many of you may know, I'm a master of the crane game (picture proof of some of my winnings after the jump -- even the bullwhip), so I have no interest in Robo Catcher. Robo Catcher is an arcade prize game in which you control a little robot. The goal is to pick up a (crump... / Continue →
• Congrats: World's Largest Pokémon Collection

  January 21, 2010

  Uh-oh, looks like there's a new Pokémon girl in town! Move over, Belle Starenchak, Lisa Courtney's got you beat in the realm of Pokémon related memorabilia (larger shot HERE). Congratulations, Lisa, you could have sent yourself to college. The 21-year-old, from Welwyn Gard... / Continue →