Is that an axe on your back or are you just happy to see me? Does this count as a concealed weapon if I'm wearing a Members Only jacket over it? When you're not braining zombies you don't want to have to carry your axe around by hand, do you? You need to keep those free for collecting gear and copping the occasional feel on a dead zombie boob, amirite? Okay put everybody who agreed on a government watch list. For you non necro-romancers, here's a $165 axe sling. It holds your axe so your hands don't have to. But be warned -- you know what they say about idle hands, don't you? They're the devil's playground. My penis' favorite is the merry-go-round!
Best Made Axe Sling: Utility Wear For the Zombie Apocalypse [uberreview]