And to think NASA blew $12M on every space suit when they could have been using $4 neon ponchos. You oughta be ashamed, NASA! Also, for not making me an honorary astronaut after going to Space Camp. Twice. What?! I rode the human gyroscope without puking!*
*The first time. The second time I projectile vomited freeze-dried meatloaf all over the other cadets. And don't even get me started on the centrifuge! (There was diarrhea involved)
Poncho Win [failblog]
Thanks to Shenanigans, who once visited outerspace with nothing but a loincloth on just like Jesus did.