False Advertisment Is False: Glow Condoms
No it's not either. It's like having a two-inch glowworm that never turns into a butterfly no matter how many times you wrap it in a toilet paper chrysalis and sing Circle of Life.
NIGHT LIGHT [verydemotivational]
Thanks to Nathan, whose member often gets mistaken for a glow-in-the-dark Eiffel Tower. Yes, mine too.