Dammit Mario, Stop Stealing D's!: Mario In 3-D
First he steals all the copper pipe out of my grandparents' house, now he's stealing extra dimensions! WTF, MARIO?! You have an invincibility star addiction we don't know about? Haha, what do you mean you're depressed? It doesn't have anything to do with me and the Princess's peach, does it? Oh you didn't know ab-- I SAID I'M GAY FOR TOAD!
Thanks to Guilmon_DT, who made a 3-D model of the Princess but wouldn't share it with anybody because he wants her all to himself. That's greedy!