Chat Roulette Considering Anti-Peen Filter

Seen here using the website to expose myself on a typical Tuesday morning, Chat Roulette is considering running anti-penis software that will censor and ban dongs. Boo!

Its 17-year-old Russian developer Andrey Ternovskiy is believed to be looking at implementing a service that may add software that 'can quickly scan video to determine if a penis is being shown'.

The site will also flag up those users who are frequently 'nexted', or who people do not want to remain chatting with, as this will usually mean that they are engaged in something rather unsavoury.

Some users did not seem so keen on the idea of censoring what is one of the internet's wilder websites.

'So if you remove the spectacle, what is left? Only, Banal, and uninteresting conversation, which will send chat roulette into the dead pool,' wrote one Chatroulette fan on a forum

Wow, I couldn't have said it better myself, anonymous Chatroulette fan. NOW SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!

Chatroulette considers 'penis filter' to clean up website that has been taken over by flashers [dailymail]

Thanks to Peterman, who, despite his name, swears he's never exposed himself online.

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