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Because There's No Such Thing As Too Fat: Friendly's Grilled Cheese Burgermelt Has Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches For Buns

June 22, 2010 / because there's no such thing as too fat, burger, come on now, health risks, healthy, heart attack, heart explosions, holy smokes, sure why not, this is why you're fat, unholy, wtf is the matter with you?, you gonna die, you're gonna kill all your customers!, you've gotta be kidding me

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Thought KFC's Double Down sandwich was bad for you? Then think again. Because Friendly's just dropped the Grilled Cheese Burgermelt. What the hell's a Grilled Cheese Burgermelt? The sound of your heart trying to escape out your butthole.

This is the BurgerMelt to end all BurgerMelts. We place a thick and juicy 100% Black Angus Big Beef Burger between two whole grilled cheese sandwiches, complete with lettuce, tomato and mayo. You'll have to taste it to believe it.

Well what about the nutritional info?

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Hooooooly shit. That thing's like three Double Downs. Which -- I dare you to add bacon. What? You don't want the paramedics thinking you died in vain! Or women's panties (wear some f***ing boxers).

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Thanks to e and Matt, who will both be sticking to sliders.

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  • The original "Big Beef Cheeseburger" had but two pieces of toast (grilled cheese) and was the most decadent and wonderful burger to be had in the '60s. It didn't need condiments, just a little pepper (salty enough, thank you). Being an athlete and always trying to keep my weight up - no problem.

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