Jun 13 2010Batman Pregnant With Superman's Baby

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You read correctly: Batman and Superman is havin' a baby together. No word yet on the sex, but I bet it's gonna be a batboy! Get it? Because they did it in the butt.

Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby [io9]

Thanks to silvermidnight, who wants to have Aquaman's baby so the little tyke can put an end to these oil leak shenanigans. Ah, child labor.

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Genius.

Genius.

First~!

I suck at this 'First' business...

This is wrong on every level.
I need to wash my eyes out with fire now.

This is what your generation gives us. At least it's carefully signed so we know who to carry on our shoulders.

gay...

Dumb and unfunny.

I bet it'll be a baby raptor.

Fucking Genius!

Oh no, the picture of two alpha males being gay!

All of you over-testosterone'd pricks need to get over yourselves. I find it beautiful.

Why are they on the moon?

So Superman knocks up Batman... he must have some superAss sperm. I never thought I'd say that. Look what you make me do GW! Damn you! Please, PLEASE put up some T&A or something in your next post. FIX THIS!!

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep...

it is 12:15

Wrong.

Strange, I would've thought Superman would be the father.

Dumbest Shit I've ever seen…

@18

I think you're right. GW is slipping! Just like the turd slipping out of my ass into the toilet!

The person who drew this needs to have their mind blanked out and dumped in the desert.

Disregard post 17, I meant to say mother.

dick of steel omg that got to hurt

"You read correctly: Batman and Superman is havin' a baby together."

Uhh.. You're slippin' GW. It should be "Batman and Superman ARE havin' a baby together"

@20
I agree.

This is backwards, Superman is obviously the woman in this relationship.

Is it me, or does Superman have Michael Jackson's face?

How's Robin gonna feel about this? He's been picking up the soap for years, and this is his reward.

If this bothers you (and it should), don't search images for "slash fic superman batman" or anything like that. Instead search images for "Lucy Pinder Superman", and you'll feel a lot better in no time.

Answer: Welcome to Smallville

Question: What Lois Lane said when she finally got Superman's tights off.

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This is bad.
And not good bad like Napoleon Dynamite bad, but sad bad.
So much better content on the web.
What's up GW? You get a girlfriend or something?
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@ 28 Thank you. Lucy has raised my spirits.

Superfriends.

Adding Batman's belly button: wayyyy too much detail.

as long as they don't draw how they made it....

What the actual fuck.

I think ima go try this crying thing......

the pic is epic, dont get me wrong, (considering the fact that they are on the moon) but i think idve rather not seen this. :C

Its epic sadness....

Whoever drew this should be shot.

No, the baby is a shark, and it will grow apart from his parents thinking they are evil emperor and commander, and in the future it will come back to fight them, however, batman has a light-sabre and might cut the shark's fin.

@31, yeah, she picks me up when I'm feeling down.

Oooor... Batman is just bloated, and he's playing a prank on Superman, trying to make him believe that it's a miracle. Anytime now there'll be a Bat-fart that will leave Superman both sad and asphyxiated... Having a Super-nose isn't always a good thing...

This disturbs me on sooo many levels.

guess we can all agree Super Man PWNS Batman

There is so much wrongness with male pregnancy...
My eyes bleed every time I see it.

Brouhaha, i love you peoples
you make me laugh so MUCH
at 13. L,26. WammaJamm, 29. Dishy,
Thank you, you guys really made me laugh


I don't think they are on the moon, the drawing makes it look like those are not windows but posters of the moon and the earth, seeing how the edges are folded in the drawing,
also, Yes Superman looks like Michael Jackson,
I would love for a next drawing of Batman giving Birth to Robin, but robin coming out with his costume and everything....
WTF im i saying, way too much thought into this!

I gotta say, the Geekologie is slowly sleeping into madness
He is clearly showing early symptoms of DEMENTIA with all these random posts that are so weird, Funny but weird,
Keep it up GW, i love this site!

I just Super Retched :(

I agree with everyone who explained in their own way how fucking wasteful, pointless, retarded and gay this is. Just taking the time to read the headline along with that atrocious picture cost me some minutes of my life I can never have back. The new generation or whoever is responsible for this SUCKS IT

takes a weird person to spend that much time drawing such a weird picture. good job!

Can anyone else see the upside down moomin in the moon?

who ever drew this is going to die a horrible death when i find him

God damn that made me laugh!! Too bad it was at work and coworkers wanted to see what's so funny.

Now they think I'm gay. Not so funny now...

What the f*ck! O_o

Apparently, Batman was a bull-dyke all along...whooda thunk!?

I guess Superman has been visiting the Batcave....

ewwwww

For an explanation of why ONLY a superhero could bear Superman's baby, google "Man of steel, Woman of Kleenex".

oh jeebus I'm mastrobatin' my geek cred on that one.....

DO NOT WANT!!!

Robin's going to be jealous

i always knew batman was a pussy.

I'm pretty sure this is how Chuck Norris was born...

IF YOU WANNA SEEE THE RESULT HERE IT IS ON ANOTHER GW POST
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/its_a_bird_its_a_plane_its_wai.php#comment

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY BATFAN POST GARBAGE LIKE THIS? OR EVEN DRAW IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? COME NEAR ME WITH THIS KIND OF DREK AND I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE! i AM NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS BULLSHIT SITE!

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