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June 27, 2010 - July 3, 2010 Archives

  • July 3, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump and VERY NSFW due to heavy profanity use (read: f-bombs). This is a video of some chick I'm still not convinced isn't a guy ranting about her ex-World of Warcraft guild and threatening to beat them all in the head with a car jack. It's disturbing... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2010
    This is a parody of the Katy Perry (who's actually a parody of a real musician) hit 'I Kissed a Girl'. Except this one's called 'I Kissed a Nerd'. It was created by the Damsels of Dorkington and is definitely worth a watch if you're bored. Or lonely. Or looking for love in ... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2010
    Because it's the Saturday before the 4th of July and I have two garbage bags full of homemade fireworks practically begging me to blow all my digits off, I'm gonna post a couple videos I've been meaning to get out of the way. This is one of an iPad getting shot with a Barrett ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    This is a commercial for The League of S.T.E.A.M. (Supernatural and Troublesome Ectoplasmic Apparitional Management), a Victorian-looking ghost elimination company. I thought it was pretty cute. If you like what you see, they have a series of shorts on Youtube of them catchin... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    This is a recently declassified photo from 1962 of the only nuke ever detonated in space by humans. But what about aliens? They detonate those things all the f***ing time. I'm talking like fireworks on the 4th of July. I know, I know -- that tie-in was the shit. Why, pray ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies. The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    Because it's the Friday before a holiday weekend and I haven't stopped drinking since Cinco de Mayo '94, here comes a video of a cat in a box that attacks with lightning-fast reflexes if you get too close. Hello, Pentagon? Yeah, it's the Geekologie Writer again. WAIT -- don'... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    If there's one thing I love, it's huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multi-purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do? Oh I don't know -- besides CUT THROUGH HUMAN BONE! Just kidding. The Eat'N Tool was invented by NYC designer Liong Mah... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    I know all about Greek mythology because I've played through the entire God of War series twice, so I'm practically an expert. Sometimes the producers of Jeopardy even call me to make sure they've got their facts right. Having Alex Trebek's home phone number on speed dial asi... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    Seen here pretending to be more than two feet off the ground, 13-year old Hibiki Kono made himself a vacuum powered wall-climbing suit so he can escape the asylum and avenge his parents' deaths. Ooooor climb a brick wall while people take pictures. Using a pair of 1,400-watt ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    About sex than a dino orgy? There aren't any. Are you getting this, the birds and bees?! Your shit doesn't even make sense! I've NEVER seen a bird and bee do it. The closest I've come is one wasp making sweet, stingy love to another, much deader wasp in the window sill. A... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Let's not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon, corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES! Possibly made by the Blush Company to compliment the Corn Baller, the Lolly Waffle Maker can cook four 9-inch waffle... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Gary Katz, best known for making this Apple Store diorama out of a shoebox and a couple iPhones, has gone and created a visual history of Apple computers using ONLY THE MODELS HE'S OWNED HIMSELF. Which is a lot of them. I counted at least a million. Apple a day...Take a look... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    This is a DeLorean hovercraft being built by Matthew Riese of San Francisco. Why build a DeLorean hovercraft? *facepalm* Get out of here for even asking that. I'm serious -- I can't look at you right now. If you're like me, when you saw the flying Delorean in Back to the Fu... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Proving it's not just the size of your fishstick (or hush-puppies) that attracts the opposite sex, scientists have discovered that male Mexican Mollies grow luscious mustaches (seen here practically making me beg for a ride) to attract the fish womens. Scientists were unsure w... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Allegedly King Tut's wiener was stolen after embalming to save him the afterlife embarrassment of having a small peener. Wait, WHAT?! That's not it on his chin? According to Time magazine, a report in The New Scientist presents the possibility of an anatomical conspiracy. ... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    This is a mock-up of what an 8-bit Twilight video game might look like. But it's actually an interactive Youtube video so you get to make Bella's decisions for her choose-your-own-adventure style. Unfortunately there was no "jump in front of a bus and die" so I quit playing ar... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    This is an artist's rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD!) of Leviathan melvillei, a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it's powerful jaws and foot-long teeth. ZOMG -- imagine the damage you could do at In-N-Out with those thi... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Okay so you remember the AT-AT costume Geekologie Reader Robert made his dog last Halloween? And you remember Patrick Boivi's recent animated short, 'AT-AT Day Afternoon'? Well Robert recreated the film using his costumed mini-pincher (complete with ventral-mounted laser blas... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    Apparently t-shirt purveyor Threadless is holding a contest where you bake cakes based on their shirts' graphics and win prizes. This is a skull cake based on the shirt graphic you see in the lower left corner, 'Bitter Teeth'. I don't know about you, but I don't care if it wa... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    Claire Rowlands is a British woman who's ultra-pissed after the Google Street View car inadvertently captured a shot of her 3-year old son's bare asscheeks. Pfft, I played in the front yard naked till I was 17. She said: 'I just felt sick to my stomach when I saw the naked p... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    Paper that folds itself: knowing the Japanese, it's probably what they had in mind when they invented origami BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. This is a demonstration of a sheet folding itself into a boat, then a plane. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, DECEPTICON! Researchers embedded the pre-creased... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    This is a little chart showing what the same rock would look like rendered in twenty different video games. For reference, pedra normal means normal rock in Portuguese and isn't the name of a video game. Or if it is, the most boring game ever. Move over, Super Watch Grass Gr... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    Want a mousepad at the end of your armrest? Who doesn't, amirite? Not you? GO-GO-GADGET REGRET ASKING. This $43 padded armrest has plenty of room at the end for your mousing pleasure. All you have to do is securely fasten it to the armrest of just about any chair, and you're... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    I'd have sped up. You know what a museum would pay for a vampire cadaver?! Me neither, but I'm willing to find out (I'll call the Smithsonian, you work on tickets to the next Twilight premier). A woman says she crashed into a canal after spotting a vampire in the middle of a... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    10 years in the making, scientists now believe they've bred the perfect prawn for farming. And if you guessed I'm only posting this because tipster killerabbit tricked me by writing "scientists develop perfect pr0n" in the subject line, congratulations, you're 110% correct. S... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    Remember Sam Hart's original Mario Love Song? I'm not ashamed to admit I downloaded it my iTunes. Okay, maybe just a little. NO I'M NOT EITHER! That shit's my jam. Well this is his latest Mario-themed song, 'Mushroom Kingdom Gurls'. It's a parody of Katy Perry 'California... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    So apparently starting with issue #600 (out today), Wonder Woman is hanging up her patriotic panties for yoga pants. In other news, Wonder Woman comic book sales to perverts have dropped 85%. Per Wonder Woman writer J. Michael Straczynski: It's a look designed to be taken se... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    This is a sweet-ass Halo Elite costume made by the black-t-shirt-loving guys at PeteManderGRX. I need that bike basket. Plus grill. The suit (which contains a human in its tummy) is like 8-feet tall and resembles a dinosaur in futuristic battle gear just enough for me to yel... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Note: Don't squint, it'll make you go blind (and you play with yourself enough already), click HERE to see the informational graphic in all its full size glory. Oh man, you remember when we used to search the interwebs with Alta Vista? Me neither. What were we, losers?! O... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Aryan Hopkins attempted two world records over the weekend: the most piercings in one sitting, and the most needle piercings ever. Well he got the most in one sitting (1,093) but fell short of the most ever (1,200). Plus was using smaller needles. CHEATERS NEVER WIN, ARYAN. ... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    As news that should come to no surprise to anyone who's ever talked to somebody obsessed with the series, Twilight can seriously skew a person's view of relationships, and actually make their own, non-sparkly-vampire-movie-ones, suffer. The [Los Angeles] Times found women who ... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    This is a portable office on wheels that has everything you need to pretend you're working just hard enough to not get fired. When unpacked it contains a desk, two chairs, some file organizers, a coffee maker, a light and a printer. What's that? Oh, sorry -- no printer. Al... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    This is a video from a recent episode of Jeopardy in which a category was 'Alex Meets Auto-Tune'. The contestants' goal was to determine what song Alex Trebek is singing but your goal is not stabbing your eardrums out for 1:41. Hit it if you're a Jeopardy fan. Don't if you'r... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Salmon flavored vodka: say it don't spray it. Seriously, you're puking on my flip-flops. I'm gonna make you lick that up later aside, this stuff is real. Real yummy in my tummy (and runny out my bummy)! I just poured a fifth over a cream-cheese bagel for breakfast! The Ala... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Remember that badass Batpod replica that was selling on eBay a little while ago? Well the guys that made it are now taking orders for five custom TRON Lightcycles. Let's paint this town red purple! I want purple. the Parker Brothers team is building 5 custom one off "Lightc... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    This is a video of an elvish looking guy with really pretty lips singing every part of the Pokémon theme acapella and multi-tracking them all. I've been dancing to it in my out of my underwear all morning. It's like he's singing straight to my soul! With a total of 58 diffe... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Remember the Terrafugia Transition? The $194K street-legal car that can turn into a plane? Well it just got Federal Aviation Administration approval for use in the US. Whee! People will be flying into shit before you know it. The Transition was designed as a "light sport" ... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Setting things on fire: it's what separates man from lesser forms of life like fish and children. And what better way to celebrate humanity than setting an old iPhone ablaze with a giant magnifying glass (actually a Fresnel lens)? I can't think of any. Also, I would have huf... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Note: This picture is small and ain't doing the piece justice so get vigilante on that shit by clicking HERE to see it full size. BOOM, JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED! This is a digital painting by deviantARTist jnkboy called 'Video Wars' that features a bunch of different character... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    What cost $6 billion to build and has a 55-story high infinity pool? Give up? Me too. I guess I suck at guessing! Except peoples' weights at the fair, I made a killing doing that during the summers in high school. "How old and tall are you? Kidding, it doesn't matter -- y... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Pfft, I got neutered years ago. In a lawnmowing accident. That make anybody's nuts hurt? No? Okay try this one: so one time I was walking home from the bar and *CROTCH PUNCH!* Haha, bet you didn't see that one coming. The scientist behind the male pill discovery has devel... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    This is a dino cover-up tattoo. As you can see, it went from a lotus-blossom mermaid I wouldn't touch with Poseidon's penis to a dapper t-rex I would touch with anybody's. There's a worthwhile animated gif after the jump that shows the change (including the line work in-betwee... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampire?! Monkey * Monkey... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    At first I got all excited when I saw this because the model looked like an attractive lady and I thought I was gonna get a face full of napples. Then I realized it was just a dude that looks like a lady. That's the worst kind of dude, FYI. I'd still kiss him aside, this is ... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because no reader of mine is getting Force-choked out on the front page. Is that big soccer tournament still kickin'? Killer pun, GW. Thanks, I know. Kidding, that thing deserved a red card. Your face deserves a red card. This is a video... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Remember that movie Amegeddon? It's okay, I cried too. CAUSE I'D MISS YOU, BABY, AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THAAAAANG. Anyway scientists say if we're gonna get pummeled by an asteroid it's cool to just nuke the thing. Sweet. In the unlikely event of a gigantic asteroid threa... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2010
    Note: MUST WATCH video is after the jump because your head's gonna explode from the cuteness and I already hosed down the front page once today. This is a short video by Patrick Boivi entitled 'AT-AT Day Afternoon'. It's a one-minute documentary showing a typical day in the... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2010
    This is a $135 EOS Mixtape Watch (that looks fairly similar to THIS tape watch). For those of you born yesterday, it looks like a cassette tape, which was a popular audio format from yesteryear before the advent of holographic music discs and iProds. OMG I USED TO MAKE THE BE... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2010
    Barbie (I like to call her Barb) is always being criticized for providing an unrealistic role model for little girls. Well here's a better one (complete with sweet-ass nips). Because REAL beauty is only skin deep eight pies and a box of fried chicken away. ... ... ...Anybody ... / Continue →