GOOOOAAAAAAL!: Soccer Goal Urinal Game

With World Cup fever in full swing what better way to celebrate than jamming a vuvuzela up somebody's ass playing a little bathroom soccer? Enter the Klokicker,...
June 26, 2010

Make Up Your Mind!: Ambigrammatic Tattoo

This ambigrammatic (FAKE WORD IS FAKE) tattoo reads 'art & science' when read in one direction, 'philosophy' when read in another and 'schools 4 fools' when read...
June 25, 2010

.XXX Domain Names Finally Get Approved

Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino,...
June 25, 2010

Future Technology, Today: Newspapers

Wow, your editor is almost as good as mine (I don't have one is the thing). But seriously, I think we can all agree the future of...
June 25, 2010

I Want Purple!: A Visual Guide To Lightsabers

Because geeks like arguing about things to show off their intellectual superiority (think nerdy peacocks), here's a visual guide to lightsabers so you can prove you're right...
June 24, 2010

Futurama Returns Tonight On Comedy Central

Comedy Central, best known for not giving me my own show despite asking nicely then threatening to blow up their satellite, will start airing BRAND SPANKIN' NEW...
June 24, 2010

So Not Cash: Packaged Dinosaur Meat

Did you know Bosch makes more than just spark plugs? Me neither. But apparently they also make refrigerators and created this clever dinosaur meat marketing campaign to...
June 24, 2010

I Told You!: Robot Sabotages BP Oil Leak

Robots, uncaring how they destroy humanity just as long as they do, have resorted to sabotage in an attempt to pollute the world's oceans and kill off...
June 23, 2010

Jumping Sand Traps: A Tumbler Golf Cart

Some uber-Batman fan went and pimped out his golf cart Tumbler style. Good lookin'. Now I've never been good at golf because I have absolutely zero hand-eye...
June 23, 2010

Please God Be Henna: Robotic Hand Tattoo

This is a picture of somebody's (possibly a female's) hand they decided to desecrate to high hell with some robotic sacrilege. I just hope it's henna and...
June 23, 2010

Simple But Genius: Stand-Up Toothbrushes

Stand-up toothbrushes are toothbrushes with an integrated Weeble Wobble (read: weighted base) at one end so they always stand up and don't collect shit particulate laying on...
June 22, 2010

Unholy Mashup: Star Trek & Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK'

Note: Video is after the jump because Ke$ha sucks at music. Somebody (Youtube user MissSheenie) went and searched through original Star Trek footage to sync to Ke$ha's...
June 22, 2010

The End Is Nigh: Hello Kitty Motor Oil

Why anybody (except this person) would pay $33 for a 3-liter can of Hello Kitty motor oil is beyond me. Actually, why Hello Kitty motor oil exists...
June 22, 2010

Yeah You Did: Mountain Man Spots Bigfoot

Note: Video is after the jump because that amateur sketch doesn't have shit on the Alabama leprechaun. North Carolina native and self-proclaimed 'mountain man' (and possible moonshiner)...
June 21, 2010

Gaming On The Go: Console Suitcases

The GAEMS (learn how to spell, God!) suitcase doesn't carry travel-size toothpaste or soiled underwear -- oh no -- it carries a gaming console. A change of...
June 21, 2010