ShamWow Guy Hocking Eminem's New Album

Note: Commercial is after the jump because they didn't actually pay me anything to post it. This is a commercial for Eminem's new album 'Recovery' featuring ShamWow...
June 18, 2010

Tsintaosaurus: The Sexiest Dino I Ever Saw

Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed...
June 18, 2010

For Zombie Slayin': The Husqvarna 355Fx

Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like...
June 17, 2010

The Cutest Lil Ninja Turtle You Ever Did See!

Raphael, is that really you?! You...look different. Have you considered rolling around in the ooze again? Okay well I suggest drinking some this time. Ninja turtle in...
June 17, 2010

Looks Delicious: Booze Under A Microscope

This is a series of photographs taken of alcoholic beverages under a microscope. This is tequila, but there are several more of my favorites after the jump....
June 17, 2010

Marisa Miller's 'Too Hot For TV' Guitar Hero Ad

Note: Video is after the jump because I can't have you accidentally popping a boner at work. This is allegedly a never-before-seen Guitar Hero commercial featuring underwear-er...
June 17, 2010

Panasonic's New 152-Inch 3-D Plasma TV

Panasonic just announced their upcoming line of "ultra-large" (read: f***ing huge) 3-D plasma televisions. They're gonna come in 85, 103 and 152-inch flavors, which I find more...
June 16, 2010

Mashup!: Futurama Characters As X-Mens

Note: This pic is small and doesn't do the piece justice so to see the whole thing click CHEER. Oh shit, oh shit -- spirit fingers! DeviantARTist...
June 15, 2010

Chat Roulette Considering Anti-Peen Filter

Seen here using the website to expose myself on a typical Tuesday morning, Chat Roulette is considering running anti-penis software that will censor and ban dongs. Boo!...
June 15, 2010

Another Day, Another Japanese Robot Baby

Japan, Japan, Japan -- what are we gonna do with you? KNOCK IT OFF WITH ALL THE ROBOTS ALREADY! You're giving me butt ulcers. Japanese researchers created...
June 15, 2010

New XBox 360: Red Ring Of Death Solved

To nobody's surprise, Microsoft announced the new XBox 360 yesterday. It has a number of notable improvements over the old brick, including: shiny blackness, a 250GB drive,...
June 15, 2010

*facepalm* A Hello Kitty Ferrari 360 Modena

This is a Ferrari 360 Modena spotted somewhere in Jakarta, Indonesia. If you can't tell, the owner really loves Hello Kitty. Also, ruining luxury cars. Seriously, that...
June 14, 2010

It Buuuuuurns!!: SEGA Console Zippo Lighters

Lighters: they set things on fire. Sometimes it's fireworks, sometimes it's accidentally your crotch, but it's always a good time. And now you can buy Zippos that...
June 14, 2010

You've Got To Be Kidding Me: Bullet Earbuds

Free booze: want. Bullet earphones: do not want. These Teknines Nine Millimeter Earphones from MUNITO look like bullets but they are in fact earphones. The copper alloy...
June 14, 2010

There Can Be Only One: Contra Vs. Tetris

Note: Video is after the jump because they're probably gonna remove it for copyright violation but hey -- at least there's a picture on the front page...
June 14, 2010

Bad Mashup: Avatar Stormtrooper Helmet

There are good mashups (my lips and a lovely lady's lips) and there are bad mashups (my ass and anything bigger than a breadbox pinky). This is...
June 14, 2010

Wow: $30,000 Robotic LEGO Chess Game

This is Monster Chess, a 12' x 12' (that's feet, not inches) robotic LEGO chess game made with over 100,000 blocks for a total build cost of...
June 14, 2010

The Saga Continues: Avatar Tattoo Guy

Remember Avatar tattoo guy? I know, how could you forget such a glorious piece of flesh? Well dude is pleased to announce tattoo #4 has been completed...
June 13, 2010

Batman Pregnant With Superman's Baby

You read correctly: Batman and Superman is havin' a baby together. No word yet on the sex, but I bet it's gonna be a batboy! Get it?...
June 13, 2010