Note: Very worthwhile video is after the jump.
Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser is basically a no-name Sasha Baron Cohen who travels around the midwest tricking local news stations into thinking he's a yo-yo master so they'll have them on their show. Then once on air he does his best to produce some lulz. I watched a couple different performances, but this is by far the funniest. You can search Youtube fif you want to see the others, but you'll be disappointed. Basically I wish I'd only seen this one. It's just like watching your children being born: every one after the first is just a reminder how bad they're tearing that vagina up. Yes, just like that.
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Thanks to Patrick, Liz and cocoa, who have all tricked local news stations into interviewing them at fairs. They like turtles!