Note: Worthwhile 4-minute news report after the jump.
Proving that even confused teenagers that have convinced themselves they're part wolf can apply thick black eyeliner, "Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus" (Sad Confused Wolf) dresses as a wolf to get attention and hangs out with a group calling themselves The Wolfpack. Jesus Christ.
"We're not a gang at all. Gangs are like posers. They just want attention, that's why they go along tagging stuff. The pack? We're a family. We go to each other for our problems."
"You get friends. You get a place where you belong. You're pretty much accepted to where you are, who you are, what you are," said Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus, the unofficial leader of the pack at Brandeis High. He says he's got some wolf in him, howling sometimes to get out.
*facepalm* Listen: as a guy with over six years of high school experience (f***ing calculus), I know it's hard to fit in sometimes. But pinning a faux-fur tail to the back of your jeans isn't the answer. Go hipster. Kidding! That's way worse.
Hit the jump for a video of the please don't feed me any of that "kids are the future" bullshit.
Thanks to MoD, Russ, Ickorus, Gabbi and Chris, who all wore gorilla costumes to high school because that's what was cool back then. Just watch, these things are cyclical.