Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, isn't the Horny Ballerina the sexiest dino name ever?" And the answer, my friend, is no. That one's second place now. The new blue-ribbon winner is officially Tuojiangosaurus (correctly pronounced Two-wang-oh!-sore-ass). Squire, ready my time machine! Please don't be a misnomer, please don't be a misnomer.
Chinese Dinosaur Name Shocks No One [iambored]
Thanks to junkyard dog, who bit my leg when I snuck in to steal pieces for my time machine.