In a case of Jesus Christ neither one of you should be allowed anywhere near a child, a woman claims she got pregnant from watching a 3-D adult film while her husband was in Iraq (liar liar vagina on fire!).
US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the "other man" was actually someone a little less physical.
It seems he actually buys her story, however. "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible," he said.
What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
"Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk," Jennifer said. "But he knows I'm faithful." It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.
Listen Erick, I hate to burst your bubble but it wasn't the 3-D movie that got your wife pregnant. It was the dude she was boning. I know it's hard to hear, but it's true. Plus I heard they did things together she never let you do. I'm talking about the butt, Erick. Dude put a baby in that ass.
Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant [techeye]
Thanks to Carillon, who can get women pregnant just by winking at them and is the only person with a valid excuse to wear sunglasses after dark. The rest of you just look stupid.