The $20 Mini Donut Factory may look identical to the Mini Cupcake Maker, but the similarities stop there! No, no they don't either. They're the same machine with a different insert. One makes cupcake shapes, the other buttholes. Both will make you fat if used in excess. It's true, I've only had the cupcake baker for a month now and you can already make two whole babies with the extra weight I've put on my ass. Hairy little devils too.
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The $12 Doughnut-To-Go dougnut briefcase is a briefcase for the safe and secure transport of sprinkled deliciousness (NOT bananas). More of a jelly-filled kind of person? You're shit out of luck, because these only work with holed donuts. HEY McFLY, YOU BOJO -- DOUGHNUT-TO-G... / Continue →
Chocolate: it tastes good but makes you fat. I'm actually in the process of weening myself off a four-Snickers-a-day habit but it's not going so hot (read: yesterday I had six and an Almond Joy). Enter the printer that can build things in 3-D chocolate by building them up lay... / Continue →
Get it, thin mints? EAT A CHEESEBURGER, LADY!
Cookie-purveying giant Girl Scouts of America have decided to cut several of the crappy-ass varieties from their cookie lineup this year, and focus their efforts on hocking the much more delicious (and fattening) flavors. SAMOOOA... / Continue →