Why Your Heart Hurts: A Mini Donut Machine
The $20 Mini Donut Factory may look identical to the Mini Cupcake Maker, but the similarities stop there! No, no they don't either. They're the same machine with a different insert. One makes cupcake shapes, the other buttholes. Both will make you fat if used in excess. It's true, I've only had the cupcake baker for a month now and you can already make two whole babies with the extra weight I've put on my ass. Hairy little devils too.
Hit the jump for a video of the baking excitement.
Thanks to David B., Boston Creme Pig and The Phat Fat Man, who have all tried catching donuts on their wieners whether they'll admit it or not.