What If?: You Could Photoshop Real Life
The world would be an awesomer place, that's what. I might even appear handsome for once. And by handsome I obviously mean invisible and hunched in a corner of the women's locker room. Hey -- if you're gonna dream, dream big (last night I dreamed I had sex with a mermaid and woke up in a flooding bathtub with my peener caught in the drain). Ambien's the shit!
Thanks to Christopher Cumulonimbus, who discovered Cloud City.