What If: Iron Man Were A Giant Crustacean?

He would look like this. Also, you'd be on your way to Costco for 80lbs of butter while I crack those claws open with a Louisville Slugger. Your adamantium skeleton can't save you now! (Amidoinitrite?)
Hit the jump for two more shots of the deliciousness.


Giant Iron Man Lobster Suit [walyou]
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Love sushi but wanna eat that shit while you're driving? Steer with your knees. Or buy a $5 Sushi Popper. Mmmm, sounds fresh! Each Sushi Popper includes eight pieces of precut sushi and a bit of wasabi wrapped inside an airtight tube. After opening the top of the tube, dine... / Continue →
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In other seafood news, this is a motorcycle made out of lobsters (not crabs) on display at a culinary conference in Fuzhou, China. "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!" Haha, no it doesn't, Indy. But seriously bro, how about that title I came up with? Lobster rolls. Get it? Like sush... / Continue →
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The Stewie Griffin is a dried up lookin' cow turd of a hamburger that resembles the youngest member of the Family Guy household. Reminds me of a school cafeteria burger. Haha, no, not because of the face, but because you can actually see the gristle. Which reminds me: you re... / Continue →

