May 22 2010Three Ewok Deathstar Shirt: That's No Moon!

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It's a space station. As you may or may not know, the t-shirt was invented in 1722 by a Mr. Nathanial T. Shirk to keep your nipples from falling off. One misnomer at the London patent office later and the rest, my friends, is history. A history I just made up. Which let's be honest, is far more interesting than the real thing. Did I ever tell you the one about how our solar system was created by two magicians fighting over a turtle? Okay that one's actually true.

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Thanks to Alex, L3g3ndQ, mike469x and wulk, who all would have bought it if it came in a rayon blend.

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Yeah, you do deserve a beer.

Second!

THIRD!

they look like mutant koalas

I MAY BE DRUNK AND TIRED, BUT THAT IS THE SICKEST SHIRT EVER! ....ever.

I approve.

I must say that actually look better than they did in the movie; those Ewoks.

Cool shirt!!!

Yub yub.

screw you GW, you brilliant fucking douche bag. I hate your guts (even though they taste like chicken).

Fuck yeah.

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Diskworld?

I'm sitting here in my three keyboard cat moon shirt, looking at my next purchase. WANT WANT WANT.

I must say that actually look better than they did in the movie.

not like this thing needs anymore of a following, but here's the original: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

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