Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote in the high school yearbook. It spelled, "SCHOOLS FOR FOOLS EAT MY GRUNDLE" if you read down the left column. Can you believe that?! You should, it took me 30 hours to get that shit right.
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Thanks to marie, who agrees newspapers aren't good for anything but washing windshields and making pirate hats.