That's Not What I Said!: Bad Translator Is Bad
Enterted Text: I heard the Geekologie Writer has a serious rocket in his pants.
10 Translations Later: Geekologie hear your pants rocket serious.
25 Translations Later: Geekologie missiles to listen seriously to your pants.
MAXIMUM TRANSLATIONS LATER!: "Ek à¤¬à¥‡à¤šà¥ˆà¤¨ gehoor à¤®à¤° Geekologie skrywer "à¤¬à¥‡à¤šà¥ˆà¤¨ n ernstige Broek vuurpyl à¤¸à¥‡à¤¶à¤¨ sy."
WTF?! I don't even know what half of those mean BUT THEY'RE ALL TRUE. Now if you'll excuse me, my pants have serious to rocket. *PSSSHOOOOOOOW!!*
Thanks to Emortality, who can translate into a truck just like Optimus Prime.