Some News I Can Really Sink My Teeth Into
Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote in the high school yearbook. It spelled, "SCHOOLS FOR FOOLS EAT MY GRUNDLE" if you read down the left column. Can you believe that?! You should, it took me 30 hours to get that shit right.
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Thanks to marie, who agrees newspapers aren't good for anything but washing windshields and making pirate hats.
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I'd like to think the 69 in that box was part of the gag too. This is a video of a local Fox news host convincing his cohost (or his host. Or maybe they're both hosts and there is no cohost -- the point is I'm not sexist) that there's a new iPhone/iPad app that allows you to ... / Continue →
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*facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes, there's more -- and it gets better!), including a though-provoking argument about kids not having fins and scal... / Continue →
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Wow, your editor is almost as good as mine (I don't have one is the thing). But seriously, I think we can all agree the future of newspapers is there aren't gonna be any. world's most futuristic newspaper [technabob] Thanks to Sally, who only uses newsprint for arson.... / Continue →
