Fireballs!: Street Fighter Sex Move Guy Has Officially Added Hadoukens To His Repertoire

Note: Video is after the jump and is NSFW or home because how the f*** are you gonna explain this to your girlfriend when she finds it?

Remember yesterday's Street Fighter II sex move maniac (who looks suspiciously like the Iranian president)? Well to prove he's not just a one-trick pony fighter, here he is pulling off a couple hadouken fireballs in between jump-punch shoryukens, then dry humping the chick while yelling hadouken, then throwing up the Street Fighter II handsign. I, uh, don't know what to make of it. Except that chick seemed surprisingly tolerant. What's that? Okay The Superficial Writer just informed me prostitutes typically are. YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND?!

Hit it for the cannot be unseen video that repeats three times to really drill it in there.

NSFW NSFW NSFW:

SHORYUKEN FUNDO SÓ GALADA MC BETINHO [4shared]

Thanks to Tyler, who knows a guy that got kicked out of a brothel for trying to tape his Mortal Kombat sex moves. Listen Tyler -- we know it was you.

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