This is a painting by artist Finch depicting Strawberry Shortcake riding a My Little Pony after killing all the Ninja Turtles. Frightening. And why is there a Rubik's Cube stuck in Leonardo's shoulder? Is that supposed to be some sort of social commentary? Something about puzzle toys being the Achilles' Shoulder of modern society? I'M NOT GRASPING AT STRAWS YOU'RE GRASPING AT STRAWS. I want a bendy one. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
Thanks to Neill, who's only solace is knowing the turtles are all attending that great pizza party in the sky.