Hair Smells Like Hair: Shirtless Kirk Cologne
Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. And whether in battle or love, you know the shirt is simply...optional. Some say it's the Uniform - made to command respect, strength and honor; but it's your flesh and blood barely contained within that svelte Officer's Attire that make you exactly who and what you are. And you know it. Shirtless Kirk. Save the Day...Save the Night. 100ml Eau de Toilette Vaporisateur Spray.
The $30 fragrance is available for pre-order now and ships in July. But as tempting as it sounds, I'm afraid I'm still holding out for 'Eau de That Three-Tittied Alien Chick From Total Recall'. AND THAT SHIT BETTER SMELL LIKE NIPPLES.
Thanks to Suzanne, fishy sticks and Neil, who don't need manufactured fragrances to smell pleasant. Except for fishy sticks -- dude smells like a mermaid's vagina.