Revenge Is Sweet Itchy: Mail-Order Pubic Lice

I have no idea if this is real or not although I suspect not, but I've gotten the tip so many times I figured I'd go ahead and post it, effectively cutting the number of times I get it in the future nearly in half. Anyway, some website is selling pubic lice you can order online and sprinkle in your ex-girlfriend's (or sister's) car window. Or something. (My eyes hurt and I'm tired of reading)

We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn't involve permanent damage, risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.

• If you have ever had an ex cheat on you and break your heart......
• If you have ever punched above your weight and found yourself being taken for granted........
• If you have ever been hurt physically or emotionally by someone who didn't deserve your love or friendship in the first place............
• If you've ever found yourself on the receiving end of a cruel joke........

Admittedly pubic lice is a pretty classy revenge, but like the saying goes, "revenge is a dish best with a knife in the back while you laugh hysterically". Which is how I do it. Kidding, I wouldn't do that. *stab* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Not so 'FIRST!' now, are you? ARE YOU?!

Crab Revenge

Thanks to Kitty, rayne, GingerJohn, dabZILLA, Phyo, Duck Butter, Comfort Eagle, i'd rather send pubic lobsters, Josh, kary, junkyard cat, Christian, Butterfly skull, Ron_Jeremy, Blaqk Panda and Cogen!, who don't get mad, they get even hire hitmen.

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