Find yourself perpetually drunk? You might have a drinking problem. Kidding, I'm sure you're fine. But if you ever have trouble getting your key in the door (typically I'd use that as a metaphor for sex-bangin', but not in this case) then you may wanna check this key slut out. Just sayin', she's loose.
A creative keyhole [haha]
Thanks to liquid Tension, who just leaves the door unlocked because he doesn't value his valuables.