UK-based luxury gadget designer Stuart Hughes has come to the rescue with a solid gold, diamond-encrusted version of Apple's "magical" and "revolutionary" tablet.
The price is Â£129,995, or approximately $189,125, for a 3G iPad with 53 flawless diamonds on the Apple logo and a casing of solid 22ct gold. Even if you're willing to dish out this much money for a tablet, keep its weight in mind -- the device is 2.1kg, or approximately 4.4 pounds, due to all of that gold.
I couldn't be any more disgusted right now. And I'm not just saying that because the dog ripped a squirty one and I'm afraid there might be some solids on the couch, but will you look for me? I'm scared to.
Thanks to The Leprechaun, who TELL ME WHERE THE GOLD IS DAMMIT!