I'd Hit That -- With Syrup!: A Pikachu Pancake
I typically avoid foods that are made to look like faces with the exception of pizza and cookies and virtually any other food you can make look like a face including actual human faces. You think I won't tear yours off with my teeth? You're right, I won't. It's the acne.
Thanks to Duran, who would have smothered that shit in butter and syrup and eaten a stack of them. Or vomited trying.