Note: Video is after the jump because that's where it feels the most comfortable. Me? I like sitting on the john or laying in the shower.
This is a video of a dinosaur throwing the first pitch at a Memphis Redbirds game. As you can see, the stadium was jam-packed for the event. Kidding, there's nobody there. Maybe everybody thought the game started later. Like tomorrow. Whatever the case, I want to be on the dino's team. I don't even care who's pitching and who's catching, just as long as we make it to third base. COME HERE, YOU!
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Thanks to John and Ben, who have both been invited to throw the first pitch but declined because they both have rocket arms and were afraid of killing the catcher.