HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, Get Out There And Hug Your Mother! (If You Don't I'm Going To)
Happy Mother's Day mothers! I hope you're all having a great one. And for you non-mothers out there: sorry, today's not your day. But no complaining -- you get the other 364 days of the year. Okay so you really only get your birthday and usually everyone forgets about that. WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD SETTLE DOWN AND POP OUT A BABY. Kidding, please don't breed. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Thanks to my mom, hands down the best one ever. Sorry but it's true.
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Want to scar your children for life? Tell them you you have to sell one of them to buy a boat. Oooor 1) take a cardboard box and write 'TOYS!' real big on the side with puffy paint and 2) seal it up real good using hinged packing tape. 3) Tell the little tykes everything insi... / Continue →
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Geekologie Readers, That's right, six thousand. That's a six with like forty zeros. Now I know what you're thinking, "Jesus, GW, you must have been blogging since before Al Gore invented the internet to write 6,000 articles". But it's not true, I took over August 7th, 2007.... / Continue →
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Dearest Geekologie Reader, Against all odds I've survived another year and made it to 28. TWENTY EIGHT! That's like, almost a quarter of a century. So yeah, that's a real picture of me taken a few years ago after I drank my weight in Kool-Aid and went on a sticker binge. D... / Continue →
