Ramiro Pareja Veredas went and had functional circuitboard business cards made. When a potential employer breaks off the extra prongs and inserts the device into a USB port, BANGARANG! -- Ramiro's cover letter/resume. Just don't give 'em the one with your nudie pics! Per Ramiro:
Clearly, it is not the cheaper business card in the world (about 5 euros/piece for a small batch order), but it is a (relatively) small price for having a card in your pocket that has more CPU power than the computer that led the man to the moon.
Whoa whoa whoa -- more CPU power than the computer that led man to the moon?! I don't know where you heard that, Ramiro, but a computer didn't lead man to the moon. It was unicorns. I'm on to you, NASA!
Thanks to Red Five, who once kicked Rainbow Six's ass just to teach Tom Clancy a lesson in humility.