If you haven't played Portal now's your chance to do it for free. Valve is giving away free downloads of the hit from now until May 24th. All you have to do is go to THIS WEBSITE and click that big-ass red button. Before you know it you'll be jumping through holes and coming out other ones with the promise of complimentary cake. But don't be fooled, SPOILER ALERT: there is no cake. I did make sweet, sweet love to my companion cube though. Yeah, we're in love.
Thanks to Darken, GingerJohn, injectlove, rmtcts and snowman, who once Portal'd their way into the women's restroom but got stuck in a stall listening to a woman who ate bad Chinese flap her o-ring.