Fashion Faux Pas: iShirts (Wear At Own Risk)

iStyle Originals is a line of iNamedThings inspired "clothing and apparel for the iGeneration". Wearing them may make you look like an iHole (it's practically guaranteed).
User-friendly, wireless peer-to-peer networking softwear with dynamic real-time text interface. Local area network enabled and easy to read high-definition display communicates over large areas. Expandable fiber-based platform.
Technical Specifications
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
- Tagless design.
- Available in black only.
System Requirements
- Arms 2.0.
- Torso or similar display.
- Compatible local area network.
They have adult, kid and dog-sized shirts and almost everything costs $20. Head over to the store if you're interested. Or don't, I don't care. I mean I'm not the one printing the shirts. But I am the one who's been printing fake $10's, so keep an eye out for the Secret Service Xeroxing their ass and leaving copies by the water cooler.
Thanks to Amanda, who probably won't be sending me any more product info in the future.
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