Doing It Right: Protester Knows What's Up

"America uses mini-robots and poison to murder humans". That's 100% true is the thing, making this guy the most honest protester in the history of protesters. *ahem* Tea-baggers. But did you know they also use mind-controlled animals? Because they do that too. They've even tried beaming assassination orders directly into my head but I just f*** with them when they do. "I'm sorry sir, I've got a baconburger, a strawberry shake and what else? Sir -- sir? You're breaking up." Works every time.

Hilarious Protest Sign Of The Day [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Alice, who still likes to visit Wonderland from time to time (we're talking about dropping acid, right?).

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