May 13 2010Do Not Want: Massive Creepy Spider Orgy

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Note: Video is after the jump to protect the arachnophobic from having heart attacks and/or soiling their office chairs.

Afraid of spiders? You should watch this video. It's basically some kind of ungodly spider orgy on a tree. Which, fun fact: is an actual ingredient is some level-80 witch's elixirs. And so is the penis of a blogger. Come get it, witches!*

*GW cannot be held responsible for potions that fail to satisfy.

Hit it for your worst nightmare.

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Thanks to Robby, who once put a spider on his sleeping roommate's pillow and it crawled up his nose and into his brain. Woops.

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FIRST

Long live the robots.

Remember! Technically, spiders are not "insects". The correct term is "robots".

So ya, thatsTechnically a breeding ground for robots

waw

looks like something china would eat

I would shit my pants if I came across that freak of nature. Ewe

LMFAO it got beat by a insect

I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON ME!!! GET'EM OFF!!! T_T

nothing a can of hairspray and a lighter couldn't fix.

oh watched the wrong video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI&feature=player_embedded

penis

I once knew a girl whose pubs looked like that.

I wasn't surprised when she dumped me. She was out of my league.

KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! who agrees?

KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!!!

D:

Those aren't spiders. They are Harvestmen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones).

Spiders have two body segments: cephalothorax and abdomen. These guys have only one body segment (they actually have two, but the appear fused).

They are 100% harmless, and, unlike spiders, can be handled without fear of injury, biting, or venom.

Daddy Long Leg spiders are actually cellar spiders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae), which are also harmless but do occasionally bite a little. And NO they do NOT have the most poisonous venom but it doesn't hurt humans because their mouths are too small. That's just a myth.

I love the Terminix pop-up, now that's effective product placement.............

Nice Starship Troopers reference, number 13 :)

I'm usually scared shitless of spider, except the daddy longs legs, they're kinda cute, plus you can rip their legs of and the leg is still shaking!... Experiment as a kid :P

@14 thanks for the science lesson, bill nye the partyruiner. all you need to know is they suck as much as you do.

@8, 12, and 13 i agreed.

@14, thanks for the lesson on spiders. im so glad that you let all of us know that fun tidbit of information, here's a lesson for you. NOBODY CARES.

Id get in on that :3

I'd hit it... with a newspaper!

Luckily I read broadsheets.

@19

I care.

Now, put down the video camera and pick up your flame thrower...

@ 14

Your info is appreciated. Thank you.

The dude is just trying to be helpful/informative.. if you don't want to know about then don't read it! SIMPLE.

Can't say much tho I do love busting out wiki links myself.

@ 2 - indeed....

mmmm.. looks yummy

it made me puke my brains out

get them off! get them off! get them off!

Well, Dishy, Honestly I was looking for a guy who could spin a house out of his ass; whos into bondage and skydiving and who likes to eat...hmmm..others?

@14 - Thanks for the information. Very informative!!! I, unlike most of the brainless f*cks on this website, actually enjoy expanding my knowledge of the world around me.

@19 - Speak for yourself moron. I care.

@1

Chris... You are a fucktard and I hope you are devoured by spiders

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I would burn with fire, except that i'd be running as fast as I could away from the insanity in my brain that this would cause... Then i'd probably burn my eyes.

Why did he touch them with his finger?

I need a new office chair, and floor.

@14 I wish there were more people like you on geekologie...

@14 dont worry u save me the time in saying the same thing. but then i would be the one being called a know- it- all lol. i enjoy finding out new things. being a nerd or geek is abouut being smart... so learn something lol

@8 i definatly agree with that reasoning. i live on a ranch and i have special torches just for when i go out at night so i dont get eaten by the huge spides. lol

watch this movie fullscreen when you are high. (On meth for best effect) u'll feel them crawling on you

There sure is a lot of hate up in here...for spiders and people alike.

I think we can all agree that TVO and dabZILLA are barely literate non-learners and they get a major FAIL. Failers!

that was pretty awesome! thanks #14 for the lesson :)

cool

Psh, try seeing a 8x10 foot wall covered by those. A spraycan and a lighter just wont do; gotta go industrial strength... http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/b/b7/Aliens_028.jpg/600px-Aliens_028.jpg

Wow. That's like my worst nightmare, I wonder why they do that...
@4 Thank you for the insightful and grammatically correct comment. I take it you've never been to China, eaten Chinese food or even talked to an Asian before.

Daddy Long Legs, or Pholcids as they are more properly know, have a venom that is very weak.

@14 much obliged.

Fucking Replicators.

EWWWWWWW OH MY GOD THATS FUCKEN DISGUSTING

I saw this all the time in texas. Find a big enough group of them and piss them off and they start falling and running around, you can actually hear them walking if there's enough of them.

OH, HAAAAAAAAAAIL NO!

Just as i watched this like 16 ants came into my room through a crack in the wall. Thanks a bunch universe.

I like spiders!

Greetings.


I nominate this for the 'Greatest Thread Titles Ever' hall of fame.

Don't touch it you mad bastard!


@14
The information is deeply appreciated. These things are harmless and kind of sweet.
But if we're going to get technical, then I'll just point out that the belief about venom is a superstition, not a myth.

Those are daddy longlegs, not spiders.

Is the blurry due to the spider camera or the spider ejaculate?

Damn nature! You scary!

>.<

Icky icky icky!!!! Why in the name of god would anyone poke a stick in a spider orgy!?!? I am all phantom ichy now. :P

They're not spiders, ya eejit! I thought you were meant to be a geek...

@14, thanks for the know, im a little less creeped out now

#48

hahah yes,you do

SO SWEET

LOL #11

SPIDER CLUMP! SPIDER CLUMP!
DOES WHAT EVER A CLUMP OF SPIDERZ DOEZ!

@Willie Dixon up there

Idk if you've ever seen these guys, they DO bite, but human skin is too thick for them to penetrate. They're deadly to babies and the elderly, and have some VERY toxic venom. and they do tend to stick together, we have these under my house.

Am I the only one that was thinking "Quit poking it and run away!" ?
And I'm extremely itchy right now. I should not watch things that creep me the fuck out

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