Ever wanted to make your own cartoons with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sayin' funny-ass things to each other? Well now you can. Just head over to Sad and Useless, download the template, and speech-bubble to your buttheart's content! I even made one myself and posted it after the jump. Along with a naked picture of myself.
HOW THE F*** AM I GETTING NEGATIVE PAGE VIEWS?!
Hit the jump for another example and the one I made.
Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates [sadanduseless]
Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates [buzzfeed]
Thanks to marzipan, who's not really a mixture of almonds and egg whites. At least I hope. Because if I find out food is sending me tips I'm gonna flip my shit. And to Momcilo, who once met Bill Gates at a party and accidentally called him Bill Fences. You silly!
Remember when we posted that Microsoft was finally gonna stop taking it up the Vista and combat those "Get A Mac" ads? Well here's the first one, featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld. It has a shoe theme. And, while I did like the commercial, I didn't get the commercial. ... / Continue →
NEEDS MORE RETINA DISPLAY.
Steve Jobs, best known for starting Jobs.com or whatever, has unveiled a new corporate headquarters for his company in Cupertino, CA that looks suspiciously like the One Ring. What? I can ready Elvish! It reads, "I faked my own death." I KNEW IT!... / Continue →
Ever wanted to turn a couple cheap box (aka "crack") lighters into a little motorcycle? Me neither. But I have wanted to light the weeds with them before -- and been successful! But if you are one of those DIY'ers with way too much time (and not penises) on your hands, there... / Continue →