naika_tei is a Twitter user and anime song DJ in Tokyo. Last week, he found himself stranded in the third floor toilet of an electronics store in Akihabara with a soiled ass and no toilet paper. So he sent out this tweet: "[Urgently needed] toilet paper in the 3rd floor toilet of Akiba Yodobashi." Five minutes later, he sent another desperate tweet.
18 minutes later, he sends another tweet saying: "The toilet paper arrived safely! Thank you very much!" Hooray for helpful Twitter followers!
Wow. I would have just waddled into the lady's room with my pants around my ankles, honking like a penguin. You know, LIKE A NORMAL DAMN PERSON.
Thanks to Alan, who claims he would have just wiped with paper money. And, if he ran out of that, his smart phone.