This is a Craigslist ad posted by some shit-kicking hick lady looking for a partner to bone until the zombie apocalypse begins. I already replied. It read, "bitch you crazy, all the city folk know the robots are coming first achy breaky heart honky tonk badonkadonk." Oh yeah, I speak their language.
Thanks to Wayne, who posted a Craigslist ad looking for a lady to help him dig up corpses to pose in unused construction equipment along the side of the highway on weekends. *calling police*
Generally isn't a good idea. UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO MEET THE AWESOMEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD! Now I know what you're thinking, and no, this isn't me. I don't live in Alaska and I've been petitioning Craigslist for 'Man Seeking Dino' listings for years now (bigots!). So, which... / Continue →
According to a couple of Canadian researchers, the human race could never weather a zombie uprising. Pfft, speak for yourselves, Canucks -- I'M A SURVIVOR!
Based on models of rampant infectious diseases, say researchers, civilization would be doomed if we were ever attacked b... / Continue →
Still looking for that special someone zombie? Well look no further than ZombieHarmony, an online dating service for the undead. ZombieHarmony...because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely. But don't go trying to use the site if you haven't been infected.
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