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May 23, 2010 - May 29, 2010 Archives

  • May 29, 2010
    Want it make it look like your head's sewn on? Well you're in luck, thanks to these $15 necklaces from Etsy seller VonErickson. YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN, YO! The Original VonErickson Stitch Choker Carefully skull-pted and cast in a durable Vinyl by yours cruely! Ad... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because the Geekologie front page is no longer 8-bit compatible. Did you enjoy yesterday's 8-bit NES inspired stop-motion video? No? I'll cut you. But for those of you that did, here's comes another! YOU WILL WATCH IT AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT. ... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2010
    There are cranes, and then there are CRANES. This is one of the all capital ones. This warship is the [South Korean] Cheonan, which has an interesting history. The 1,200-ton vessel was split into two after being struck by a North Korean torpedo. It sank into the Yellow Sea ... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Allegedly this is a letter received by the Institute of Physics that was written by a youngster concerned about the Large Hadron Collider. And I'd almost believe it too if the handwriting and drawing weren't so perfect. But what really tipped me off was the intentional misspe... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Because it's a holiday weekend coming up and my brain checked out before it ever checked in, here's an awesome stop-motion video made using construction paper, LEGO blocks, some candy, vegetables, DS games, an iPhone, a couple pins, AND AN ENEMA BAG FULL OF AWESOME (sans enema ... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Tempting, but I prefer my ogre-loads au naturale: salty. Plus green! McDonalds Unveils New Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry Flavor [buzzfeed] Thanks to couch sweet potato and Becca, who have both tried Fairy Berry Blasts and claim they stained their shirts. I believe it.... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Ever wonder what it would be like to fly like Superman? Score some acid. Kidding, don't actually do that. I don't need your dumbass trying something stupid and getting hurt on my conscience. Yes, as a matter of fact this IS all about me (I'm terrible in relationships). But... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump and is NSFW or home because how the f*** are you gonna explain this to your girlfriend when she finds it? Remember yesterday's Street Fighter II sex move maniac (who looks suspiciously like the Iranian president)? Well to prove he's not just a on... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Love Kit-Kats but decided they aren't making you fat enough, fast enough? Well now you can create your own 46,000 calorie version (with bonus 1,860 grams of saturated fat!) in just six days with this simple tutorial. Don't say I never gave you anything. Well go on -- open it... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I'd prefer all the shitted-pants on the second page for easier cleanup. Q: What's cooler than an autonomous quadrocopter that can fly through windows and perch on vertical surfaces? A: Everything, including drowning. We don't know wheth... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    French artist Nils Guadagnin went and made a replica of the hoverboard from Back to the Future II that actually hovers. Future technology! Black magic. Integrated into the board and the plinth is an electromagnetic system which levitates the board. A laser system stabilises ... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Note: Full-res shots of the amazingness HERE and HERE. Remember Jesse Starr? The man who drew the incredible Bic pen-only portrait of Christopher Walken (not to mention yours truly riding a dinosaur battling a volcano)? Well he's back at it, this time with an Optimus Prime p... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Roger Ritter is a man. A man who saw two other men diddling each in a bathroom stall stealing iPhones from a Gresham, Oregon AT&T store. So what did he do? He went vigilante justice on their asses. And failed. "I'm not a cowboy, I'm not a hero. I was just doing what I alwa... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Pills: I don't mess with them. I don't even like taking Tums but I have to or my ass might blow itself out in the middle of the night. I'm being serious. Here's a dirty little secret about the little pills you pop: nearly 99.9 percent of the tablet is useless. Only a thous... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    'Shirtless Kirk' cologne is a real olfactory treat coming out this July. Get ready to set your phasers to stunning! God I just want to huff it out of an old bandanna. Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. And whether... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump due to its electrifying nature. You know, or to keep scripts on the front page to a minimum. This is a rendition of the Dr. Who theme as performed on Tesla coils at the recent Makers Faire in San Mateo, CA. I'd make love to it -- aaaand a Victor... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    I've known about other species of handfish for awhile because I pretty much know everything including most of the stuff the government tries so hard to keep from us. The island from LOST actually existing aside, there's a new species to add to the soon-to-be-extinct list: the ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    At first I was gonna warn about the inherent damage to your eyes and neck sitting so close to such a large screen will do, but I've got to admit: chick does look healthy. Or methy, whatever. Hardcore Gaming Girl is Taking it a Bit Far! [walyou] Thanks to Liquid Tension, who ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Ramiro Pareja Veredas went and had functional circuitboard business cards made. When a potential employer breaks off the extra prongs and inserts the device into a USB port, BANGARANG! -- Ramiro's cover letter/resume. Just don't give 'em the one with your nudie pics! Per Ram... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump and NSFW NSFW NSFW due to 360-degrees of penis plus naked chick with bubble butt. This is a video of some guy about to have the sexual intercourses with a ladyfriend but decides to throw a couple Street Fighter shoryukens in the air before stumb... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Bad Translator is a website that takes entered text and translates it into another language, then back to English, then repeats the process either 10, 25 or MAXIMUM times. For example: Enterted Text: I heard the Geekologie Writer has a serious rocket in his pants. 10 Transla... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Because the fake nipple bra never take off back in the 70's, somebody's decided to create a modern, bra-less version: Body Perks nipple enhancers. YES I'M CHEWING ON A PAIR (they looked like dried apricots). The natural look is back. Nipples are in. From your favourite magazi... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I don't want the robots to get too upset and launch the apocalypse early. This is a video from the University of Michigan's engineering school (traitors to the human race!) of a bipedal robot named MABEL being put through a trip-test. I... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, isn't the Horny Ballerina the sexiest dino name ever?" And the answer, my friend, is no. That one's second place now. The new blue-ribbon winner is officially Tuojiangosaurus (correctly pronounced Two-wang-oh!-sore-ass). Squire, re... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Wow, who knew there were so many other Pac-Man ghosts? I mean, besides me (I beat the game once and unlocked those bitches). Sure, we've all heard of Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde, but did you know about the Boba Fett ghost? In celebration of Pac-Man's recent 30th birthday,... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    So a Jumble Bag (link to site) is basically a Woot.com Bag of Crap, except you don't have to sit at your computer jamming F5 for two days straight only to watch the server crash and not get your order processed. $5 gets a random jumble sent to your door (free shipping) and you... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Animated gif is after the jump. So yeah, LOST is over. What'd you think? I thought it ended well. Granted it wasn't the happiest ending, but what do you expect from a free massage? Regardless of what your opinion of the finale, this is the way the series should have ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump due to its extremely disturbing nature. Seriously, it was even hard picking a screencap that wouldn't make you mess your khakis. This is a short 40-second video of a creepy robotic child (even worse than these) that's obsessed with burying its f... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Worthwhile 4-minute news report after the jump. Proving that even confused teenagers that have convinced themselves they're part wolf can apply thick black eyeliner, "Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus" (Sad Confused Wolf) dresses as a wolf to get attention and hangs out with a gro... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Seen here demonstrating how to properly milk a bull, Dr. Mark Gasson implanted a computer chip in his hand to raise awareness about just how little it takes to call yourself a scientist these days. God, there used to be standards. Gimme that lab coat! It allows him to open s... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Because sharks aren't scary enough, apparently some of them can appear invisible while underwater. Awesome, I'm never showering again. Not scared yet? Well, one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords. The real name of the phantom hunt... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    This is a poster that's an actual poster BUT ALSO A LAMP. Woah whoah wee-woo! Future technology: that shit's amazing. "Flat Light was the result of borrowing an Anglepoise task light from college. In 2007, I set up the lamp on my desk at home and was amazed at how it lent an... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Remember last Friday when Google featured a playable Pac-Man demo on its homepage to celebrate the game's 30th anniversary? Turns out that shit seriously put the hurt on work productivity. Suck it, the man! The average person spends about 4.5 active minutes on Google.com eac... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Because the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back's release is as good a reason as any to make a Star Wars branded version of every single product, here's a Death Star planetarium. Master Yoda says: "Compare the Star Wars galaxy and Earth's night sky, you will." Trans... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    God, I can't even count the number of horse penises I've seen in my life, but it's definitely in the tens. OF THOUSANDS. Jk, jk. Millions. What? No you can't use my computer, you'll probably download malware. The Graphic Truth [collegehumor] Thanks to Rosy Palms, who -- ... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because this bear's ninja moves are so fierce they could kill you on the front page. This is a video of a bear at the Hiroshima Zoo named Cloud. Cloud is trying out for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wants to work the bō staff like Donatel... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Today, May 25th, is Geek Pride Day. Be geeky, be proud. Ask out that geeky girl you've always wanted AND DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. Kidding -- no means no, Don Juan. Geek Pride Day is an initiative which claims the right of every person to be a nerd or a geek. It has been... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Unicorns, as you're probably well aware, have to power to blast rainbows out of their jewel-encrusted buttholes. It's true -- some people are convinced Leprechauns are behind the bows, but those people are morons and probably still think the earth is shaped like a waffle. Hit... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Don't want your dog drowning in the pool? Get one of those above-ground joints. But GW -- what if I already have an in-ground pool and am too cheap to fill it with concrete? Then you obviously don't care about your pets -- unless -- UNLESS you order a Skamper Ramp (I should ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Remember the iconic 'Batman Stabbing a Shark with a Lightsaber' painting? And what about 'Batman and Darth Vader Lightsaber Duel'? Well cake-baker Liz Marek went and combined the two masterpieces (along with flour and unicorn tears) to create this culinary delight. This cak... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Note: Must-watch video is after the jump, SO GET MOTIVATED. Youtube user armyofholynuns is an aspiring motivational speaker that teaches these simple life lessons by attempting to break a board over his head: 1. Figure out what you want to do 2. Believe in yourself 3. Form... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Zombie jerky: sounds delicious, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. I actually just puked through the gap in my front teeth at the mere thought of gnawing pre-rotted flesh. *BLAAH* Ooh -- still going. "Zombie Meat," an exquisite new Japanese snack for the horror enthusiast, consist... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    There's quality journalism and then there's quality journalism. And this is the latter. I'm talking about words strung together so profoundly that Putlizer himself just rolled over in his grave and shat a printing press. BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Note: Very worthwhile video is after the jump. Feel free to skip around, but do not -- I repeat -- DO NOT run around the pool. This is an amazing time-lapse video of a shuttle launch that shows a lot of the behind-the-scenes prep that goes into mounting that bitch on its boos... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    "America uses mini-robots and poison to murder humans". That's 100% true is the thing, making this guy the most honest protester in the history of protesters. *ahem* Tea-baggers. But did you know they also use mind-controlled animals? Because they do that too. They've even... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    What could possibly make a tuxedo shirt any cooler? Nothing. Except for maybe a Bow TIE Fighter Tuxedo Shirt! Fashion is dead. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Bow TIE Tuxedo Shirt; you're my only hope. Available now for $22, the shirt was designed by Geekologie Re... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump out of respect for those with motion sickness. This is a video of Smack Nightclub's amazing LED lightshow. It was pretty awesome despite the music and the fact I didn't take any of those "E" pills the youngsters were trying to sell me. What mor... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    Ever had to go to a meeting but didn't want to? Every single one, huh? I'm with you. Between PTA and AA it feels like I spend half my life in a folding chair with a cup of shitty coffee and a sugar cookie. But now you can send a robot to attend for you! Step forward the Q... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2010
    Note: Full size version of the table Hr (that's the elemental symbol for Here!). Since everybody seems to have a raging Jedi boner over the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back, here's the periodic table of its elements. You know, in case you were curious what kind of ... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2010
    If you're reading this on Sunday, it's World Turtle Day. But if you're reading this on Monday, it's the day after World Turtle Day. And if you aren't reading this till Tuesday or later I think it's pretty obvious you don't love me anymore and that makes me a very sad boy. An... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2010
    Note: Full-res shot of the WTF am I looking at HERE. Teleportation: sometimes I wish it were my superpower. Instead I got blinding handsomeness. That's right -- I kill with a smile. Well technically it's a knife, but I be grinnin', yo, I be grinnin'. So yeah, quantum telep... / Continue →